Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Angel Series Finale

Not Fade Away, the series finale of Angel, would have been vastly improved if they removed that "touching" scene in Angel's office between Angel and Harmony, where they reminisce about being human, and they replaced it with the following scene:

INT. Wesley's office. Wesley sits at his desk reading over some manuscripts. Angel enters the office.

Angel: Hey, Wes, Can you really sign away a prophesy about yourself by signing it in blood?

Wesley: Um... No, Angel, its a prophesy, not a cashiers check. Prophesies are visions of the future, if people could undo a prophesy simply by signing it away in blood, don't you think Sahjhan would have just signed his prophesy instead of going back and forth through time and manipulating Holtz, and myself into sending Connor through a rip in the fabric of space and time to Cortoth?

Angel: Hmm, good point. So they were just testing me then...

Wesley: Or they wanted to put it up on Ebay.

Angel: hmm?

Wesley: Come on, an autograph from the vampire with a soul, on his very own shanshu prophesy, no less! The reserve would be over 7 figures!

Angel: What's Ebay?

Wesley: Here, lets take a look. (opens up laptop, types) there it is. See, look.

Angel: Hmmm, is that an old picture of me?

Wesley: Yes, you've gained weight.

End scene.

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